New Big Rock Lyrics

Big Rock Candy Mountains

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
all the climbs are ten pitches long,
the approaches all five minutes,
and you're always feelin' strong;
the protection all is solid,
and the jams are bomber hands;
there are bolted slabs
with cans of Pabst --
you can clip the rope,
and then pull the tabs
in the Big Rock Candy Mountains

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
the ice is made of beer.
You can stop and take a sip,
it takes away your fear.
The campgrounds all are empty,
the ranger's gone away.
And there's a stout
old Becky route
nobody ever knew about
in the Big Rock Candy Mountains.


And for those of you who haven't heard
What'd'ya do with a Drunken Climber?

Chorus:
Way-ay up she's climbin'
Way-ay up she's climbin'
Way-ay up she's climbin'
Ear-lie in the mornin'

What do you do with a drunken climber?
What do you do with a drunken climber?
What do you do with a drunken climber?
Ear-lie in the mornin'


Put 'im on a boulder 'til he's sober
Put 'im on a boulder 'til he's sober
Put 'im on a boulder 'til he's sober
Ear-lie in the mornin'

Chorus

Make 'im belay your A-four pitch
Make 'im belay your A-four pitch
Make 'im belay your A-four pitch
Ear-lie in the mornin'

Chorus

Throw 'im on lead on a five-twelve arr
Throw 'im on lead on a five-twelve arr
Throw 'im on lead on a five-twelve arr
Ear-lie in the mornin'

Chorus

Rope 'im together with the ranger's daughter
Rope 'im together with the ranger's daughter
Rope 'im together with the ranger's daughter
Ear-lie in the mornin'

Chorus

Vote 'im Prez of the A.A.C.
Vote 'im Prez of the A.A.C.
Vote 'im Prez of the A.A.C.
Ear-lie in the mornin'

Chorus

Fix 'is friends and clean 'is nuts
Fix 'is friends and clean 'is nuts
Fix 'is friends and clean 'is nuts
Ear-lie in the mornin'

Chorus